creative insecurity

My God. This is probably the worst trip I can imagine. Think about it- you’re just chilling, doing leopard stuff, accidentally wandered into a building and then you’re like, “Whoa, my paws feel kinda weird… I think I gotta lay down.” and then you stagger around for a bit before collapsing, and then some fucking humans come and wrap you up in a blanket, and your body is basically operating under the gravitational laws of Jupiter and you can’t move, and these fools are snapping photos in your mad dilated pupils, screaming and laughing and carrying on all while you are CERTAIN the spots are like, dripping off your face. Awful. Got a lot of sympathy for tranq’d animals after seeing this horror show pic. original source- theanimalblog: A Nepal Central Zoo employee carries a tranquillised leopard, found hiding in a building near the Pakistani embassy in Kathmandu.  Picture: Sanjog Manandhar/AFP/GettyImages

My God. This is probably the worst trip I can imagine. Think about it- you’re just chilling, doing leopard stuff, accidentally wandered into a building and then you’re like, “Whoa, my paws feel kinda weird… I think I gotta lay down.” and then you stagger around for a bit before collapsing, and then some fucking humans come and wrap you up in a blanket, and your body is basically operating under the gravitational laws of Jupiter and you can’t move, and these fools are snapping photos in your mad dilated pupils, screaming and laughing and carrying on all while you are CERTAIN the spots are like, dripping off your face. Awful. Got a lot of sympathy for tranq’d animals after seeing this horror show pic.

original source- theanimalblog:

A Nepal Central Zoo employee carries a tranquillised leopard, found hiding in a building near the Pakistani embassy in Kathmandu.  Picture: Sanjog Manandhar/AFP/GettyImages

instead of a mantra, i’m just going to stare at this brilliant gif til i get to that chilled out place. this pup has the best attitude.

instead of a mantra, i’m just going to stare at this brilliant gif til i get to that chilled out place. this pup has the best attitude.

(Source: gifsforthepoor, via theanimalblog)

just googling whether or not I’m the reason the weather has been fantastic ever since I ate a bunch of kumquats

just googling whether or not I’m the reason the weather has been fantastic ever since I ate a bunch of kumquats

You have a distinct sense of self-importance or an overdeveloped self regard. You nevertheless have the ability to make an emotional connection to others and are capable of achieving satisfaction in a romantic relationship. However your self-regard has the tendency to limit your emotional depth and to leave you feeling not completely committed or emotionally distanced. You do not easily form strong emotional bonds.

A disappointment has lead you to a state of indecision and a pervasive uncertainty about the possibility of the future improving. Stress is the natural result, and you are feeling rising levels of uncertainty and anxiety, causing you to avoid situations where you will be forced to make a decision. Often this will express itself in a series of meaningless distractions, whether in the form of entertainment, intoxication or romance.

—Damn, this crazy ass color test dropped some REALNESS on me just now. the test sounds like it was written by david lynch. is this an official diagnosis of like, narcissism? damn.

pretty cool fall-back plan for Life is a bar called Big City Hookups. i feel this has a lot of genuine (and ironical) potential. for cereal. 

DJing for Americans

pretty much the only thing to remember is that as americans, part of our cultural makeup is to fall for cheap emotional manipulation via tunez every single damn time. basically what i’m saying is, if you want a packed dancefloor, what a situation like this calls for is a Nonstop Hit Parade. 

this painting needs one of those scales of damnation or whatever too. CHOICES. photo via nevver

this painting needs one of those scales of damnation or whatever too. CHOICES.

photo via nevver

Charles stood perfectly still, contemplating the last twenty-four hours, wondering how it had all gotten so fucked up. All those fateful little moments, that one loose pebble, that small cross breeze, that fucking missed phone call, triggering an avalanche of pure shit. So inconsequential, but they quickly began breathing on their own, expanding into new universes of pure horror. He took a deep breath and stepped closer to the edge. Might as well, he thought. suicidal ibex photo via theanimalblog

Charles stood perfectly still, contemplating the last twenty-four hours, wondering how it had all gotten so fucked up. All those fateful little moments, that one loose pebble, that small cross breeze, that fucking missed phone call, triggering an avalanche of pure shit. So inconsequential, but they quickly began breathing on their own, expanding into new universes of pure horror. He took a deep breath and stepped closer to the edge. Might as well, he thought.

suicidal ibex photo via theanimalblog

The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts 

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10. Hospitality Management

11. Music

12. History

13. Political Science and Government

(Ed: Your primary tumblrs majored in two of these and now work in the field of a third.)

Update! Our arts critic has some words of encouragement for you.

This is such garbage. I hope it incites a revolution.